So, from this perspective, I am either an Ancient Greek Soldier lying dead on the battlefield, or an ex-boyfriend laying in the bottom of a fountain. Judging from the look on her face, I'd suspect the latter--I just wonder how much longer I can hold my breath!
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So, from this perspective, I am either an Ancient Greek Soldier lying dead on the battlefield, or an ex-boyfriend laying in the bottom of a fountain. Judging from the look on her face, I'd suspect the latter--I just wonder how much longer I can hold my breath!
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