Love is blind. Marriage makes it legally blind.
Tuesday, June 29, 2010
Monday, June 28, 2010
Old Sayings I've said, No. 271
Don’t burn your bridges behind you. Burn them in front of you. Then you won't have to walk so far.
Friday, June 25, 2010
Thursday, June 24, 2010
Old Sayings I've Said, No.6,710
Too many cooks spoil the broth. Try substituting a half cup of diced waiter.
Friday, June 18, 2010
Thursday, June 17, 2010
Old Sayings I've Said, No. 438
Wednesday, June 16, 2010
Old Sayings I've Said, No. 676
Don't kill the goose that lays the golden egg. Wait till you have enough for a big-ass golden omelet!
Monday, June 14, 2010
Old Sayings I've Said, No. 6,233
You can't teach an old dog new tricks, so start 'em early on the chainsaw juggling.
Friday, June 11, 2010
Old Sayings I've Said, No. 31
I cried because I had no shoes; then I met a man who had no feet. I call him Stumpy.
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Thursday, June 10, 2010
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