Monday, June 28, 2010

Friday, June 25, 2010

Thursday, June 17, 2010

Wednesday, June 16, 2010

Old Sayings I've Said, No. 676

Don't kill the goose that lays the golden egg. Wait till you have enough for a big-ass golden omelet!

Friday, June 11, 2010

Tuesday, June 1, 2010

Old Sayings I've Said, No. 29,348

You can't make a silk purse from a sow's ear. On the other hand, silk purses make lousy deep-fried pork rinds.

Saturday, May 29, 2010

Monday, May 24, 2010

Friday, May 21, 2010

Thursday, May 20, 2010

Wednesday, May 19, 2010

Dumb Dog Jokes

My dog is so dumb ... he thinks palm trees are the kind that will pet him while he relieves himself.

Tuesday, May 18, 2010

Wednesday, May 12, 2010

Dumb Dog Jokes


My dog is so lazy, he gave up chasing his tail and now just stalks it on the Internet.

Sunday, May 9, 2010

Wednesday, May 5, 2010

Tuesday, May 4, 2010

Sunday, May 2, 2010

Old Sayings I've Said, No. 5,471


Let us beat our swords into plowshares. I'm not a peacenik – I just feel like beating something.

Saturday, May 1, 2010

Old Sayings I've Said, No. 42

If a tree falls in the forest when there is no one there to hear it, does it make a sound? Is the sound "Oops!"?

Wednesday, April 28, 2010